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WELCOME TO NGINX!
πͺ SERVER STATUS: MAXIMUM CLOWN FIESTA πͺ
π CLOWN FIESTA INFORMATION π
Date: Every Day
Time: All Day
Location: This Server
Attendees: You and 404 Errors
Special Attractions: Rubber Chicken Configurations!
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Why did the clown become a web server?
Because he was great at making people laugh...
...and also breaking their hearts with 500 errors! π€‘
ERROR COUNT: OVER 9000! β‘
Your website is running in CLOWN MODE!
- π€‘ Successfully installed nginx (somehow)
- πͺ Your domain is pointing here (probably)
- π You haven't configured a default page
- πͺ You're definitely Googling "how to nginx" right now
- π€‘ The server is having a circus crisis
- πͺ Someone broke the config file with a rubber chicken
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CURRENT SERVER MOOD: CIRCUS HUNGOVER
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Configuration files are hidden somewhere... good luck! πΊοΈ
(It's a treasure hunt! π΄ββ οΈ)
π¨ EMERGENCY CLOWN HOTLINE π¨
Need help? Just yell at your server! π’